Chuck Norris does an Ironman…

-Chuck Norris has set records for every Ironman event on the planet. But he refuses to wear a timing chip so it never counts.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t understand the concept of pacing. He goes flat out all the time.
-When a volunteer had the audacity to tell Chuck to go to the med tent, Chuck laughed it off and made sure that the volunteer disappeared…forever.
-Chuck Norris can open PowerGels with his mind.

Surely someone can come up with some more, throw them in the comments if you’re game…

And to all those having a rough day…


~ by trevorandheather on May 20, 2008.

2 Responses to “Chuck Norris does an Ironman…”

  1. Chuck Norris doesn’t need power gels, power gels need chuck norris…

  2. Chuck Norris set a new Ironman bike split on his stationary bike.

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